Which character are you?

1. Which of the following 4 words are you most drawn to?
   • Goodness
   • Carne!
   • Moist
   • Sorry
2. Which comedian do you like the most?
   • Ellen Degeneres
   • Larry the Cable Guy
   • Margaret Cho
   • Oscar Wilde
3. You see someone screaming and bleeding on the street. You would most likely
   • Approach, Identify, Alert, Assess, Assist
   • Carry the body to safety.
   • Check for new messages.
   • Not be able to move in any direction for a few minutes
4. You would be most embarrassed if
   • You showed up at work completely naked and without my degree
   • Somebody read your journal chronicling the last 17 shitty years
   • Someone cut off your penis
   • Someone heard you sing Pat Benatar in the car.
5. Your favorite basic cable show is or is most like
   • Emeril Live on Food Network
   • Law and Order Marathon on TNT
   • Silk Stalkings on USA
   • Starting Over on Lifetime
6. The first and second aisles you like to go into in the supermarket is
   • Organic cosmetics, followed by Wine & Spirits
   • Butcher, followed by Produce
   • Bake Time, followed by Household
   • You go to the aisle closest to the door you just went in.
7. The last book you read was most similar to
   • Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
   • A Spy in the House of Love by Anais Nin
   • Iron John by Robert Bly
   • Principles of Biomedical Ethics by Tom L. Beauchamp, James F. Childress
8. When do you feel you peaked?
   • Senior Year in high school
   • When you finished your thesis/masters degree/MD
   • You try to peak every single fucking amazing day
   • You don't think you've peaked yet
9. Turning 35 years old signifies
   • The death of joy
   • A good time to reflect on the past and look to the future.
   • 12784 days of life, plus or minus on how the leap years work out for you.
   • A time to take the river that's your life and make some wild rapids!
10. Your friends are
    • So important to you. Their love and faith keep you going. You love them so.
    • Crushing your hope and refusing to give you what you really need.
    • The people you used to hang out with in high school, and you're not really sure why we're still hanging out.
    • My passion. You want to have sex with them all.